He's for taking stress out on Ronalds. -Win by K.O or death. It isn't just about being canonically alive - if you're Dirk, and you suddenly become aware of the existence of the narrative, to be alive means you need the canon to be alive. She took control of a dead Jade slain by Lord English. Let's talk about Dirk Strider, and the Ultimate Self. He wants you to get high with him. Before you released all of the worlds possibilities, it may have been only you that was the same as them.. Sulmona. Comparable to Dave. It is true they have computer circuits. Homestuck: Post-Canon / Characters - TV Tropes All he could see in reality was a microscopic colorless world. Jake English, on the other hand, made a very simple wish: He wanted to be a hero. Virtual alternate dimensions exist, the Formless Power exists, and another Keena appeared from somewhere and then vanished. One shot collection of various Yandere!Character x Reader, All/Most of these fics are inspired by Tumblr User Mrsegbert/Yandere--stuck wonderful yandere headcanons, TW// Suicide attempt, depression, depressed thinking and faulty thought process, gum (is that food??? (5 pp.) ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. (spoilers) A friend figured out why dirk is the way he is in the Evil Be Thou My Good, or Why Dirk Strider Is Literally Satan If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. Land of Tombs and Krypton Akuto recalled a term he did not previously known as if scanning through his brain and retrieving the data. Though by his own admission Andrew Hussie "[doesn't] know a damn thing about anime", the shape of Dirk's glasses are a transparent reference to the iconic pair worn by Kamina, a swordsman from the Gurren Lagann anime series. Name: Dirk Strider, timaeusTestified (Screen Name), DIRK HUMAN, Brain Ghost Dirk, Bro (Alternate Self), Classification: Human, Sburb Player, Prince of Heart, God Tier, Puppet Master, Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery, (He's an expert in swordship and can use FNCYSNTAKIND, which is canonically the deadliest strife specibus), Acrobatics (Should be comparable to his pre-scratch version), Non-physical Interaction (Sburb players can touch ghosts), LimitedCosmic andFourth Wall Awareness Flight with Rocket Board, Summoning, Acausality (Type 1), Dimensional Storage, Accelerated Development (Can ascend in his Echeladder just by doing random actions or slaying ennemies, making him stronger and more durable with each rungs), Master Puppeteer, Afterimage Creation, Resistance to Mind Manipulation (completely unaffected by the Trickster high) and Heat Manipulation, All previous powers to a greater extent, Accelerated Development (God Tiers still level up through the echeladder, but also gain small powers known as "badges" over time, usually allowing to bypass one of Homestuck's rules), Flight, Immortality (Types 1, 4, and 8; can't truly die if his death isn't "Just" or "Heroic"), Resurrection , Soul Manipulation (can tear the souls out of others and destroy them), is connected to his alternate selves, Sealing, All previous powers to an immensely greater extent, Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Type 2), Large Size (Type 11), Immortality(Types 1, 4 and 8), Acausality (Type 5. Valve Corporation. bladekind, puppetkind, fncysntakind Being the Prince of Heart, Dirk "signs" his note to the Draconian Dignitary by sticking the Hegemonic Brute's <3 symbol on it. In other words, the universe exists and time is absolutely irreversible. (5 pp.) [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) Tech-Hop The auto-responder also informs Roxy that Dirk is planning to make some sort of romantic overture to Jake once they both begin playing the game. Andrea, Virgilia d', 1890-1932 | libcom.org Relations Born Sulmona-Abruzzi, Italy, 11 February 1890, died New York, 11 May 1932. That is the same as the birth of life and the birth of thought. Dirk has shown trepidation at the idea of meeting Dave in person, despite saying earlier that he would like to. Your area of the Theseus is cold, and you have a question. learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. It would seem that Dirk is one of the few people in Homestuck who considers triangular shades cool: John, Dirk Strider committed suicide in canon three times, arguably five times, far more than any other character, to the point where his death became a running joke. I feel like I only came to understand myself once I saw the outside, agreed Akuto. The bodiless gods can arrive at the thought processes of single-celled life forms. ==> (2 pp.) If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. None of that is a justification for what he's done, but you can see the source of his madness. [A6A6I5] ====> (4 pp.) Much like his pre-scratch self, Dirk seems to have a high interest in teaching people lessons to aid them in their personal development, such as when he insists Jake fights Brobot for uranium (although this was said by his auto-responder) as a consequence of having wasted his own uranium thoughtlessly. [A6A6I1] ====> (7 pp. But what if the world were someones dream? Thank you so much! ), tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (25), but in the human experimentation sorta way, Problem Sleuth mechanics are used but it does not contain the actual PS characters, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues, A Man Dies When He Is Forgotten (And I Am Immortal), Dirk Strider & Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin'), Girlfriend is Called Gabi (Friday Night Funkin'), Boyfriend is Called Barry (Friday Night Funkin'), Autistic Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin'), John Egbert/Karkat Vantas/Vriska Serket/Rose Lalonde, Croissant Cookie/Sandwich Cookie (Cookie Run), Roguefort Cookie (Cookie Run) (Mentioned), No Main Timeline We Splinter Like Warriors, Past Kanaya maryam/Rose lalonde - Freeform, Past Sollux captor/Aradia megido - Freeform, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dirk Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Being an Asshole, shag, emotionally devastate beyond all recognition, kill, Sex shaming in general of any and all kinds you name it then it's here, Destroying the fourth wall and leaving not even a rememnant for future generations to behold, Casting Couch that is NOT a casting couch FYI, Absolutely deranged and PLAIN MEAN hijinks, Swathes of text from the epilogues ganked and then annotated, Alternate Universe - Madoka Magica Fusion, it's a pmmm au and everything is terrible, cant fit all the warnings here bc i myself do not know excatly what is gonna go down, technically takes place during homestuck squared but its my canon now baby, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas (Technically just mentioned), Dave has words and he's going to say them, The fact this is meat timeline isn't really important though. A1A2A1x2Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 ==> ==> (7 pp.) Dirk is alone, save for a mysterious figure chatting with him through a radio. You could call it their story density. It is inferred that he also watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; although he claims his interest is purely of academic nature, he admits he loves Rainbow Dash since she is so spunky. I expected you to be.accompanied by someone.. Even for her own good. Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. Well, I must say Im surprised to find you of all people out there. uu: Jeer Dirk. "I thought this planet was gonna be a snoozefest desert devoid of both agency and fun, but I am honestly having a great time. CT when he tries to kidnap Tavros to remove him from his abusive household. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter. It is only visible to you. However, Akuto was using that against him. He has made a few attempts to test the waters and see if Caliborn would consider reconciling with Calliope, but without much success. Dirk refused to leave this dream without one win. There were few personalities that were not influenced by him and there had only been one person from whom he had been able to receive advice. JOHN: better a decade late than never. Eeeeee! shrieked Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension. ==> ==> Be Dirk. The algorithms were originally guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from Dirk's native neurological responses, based on statistical analysis, which means that the percentage can change (and does, dropping to 93% upon Jake's continued probing). i guess. For his friend Jane's thirteenth, Dirk gave her a bunny as a gift using sendificator technology; though Jake and Roxy's bunnies had their origins as family heirlooms, Dirk had to steal the original Con Air bunny from his "brother's" movie memorabilia museum, though its robotic shell was built from scratch. The shape of his hair, meanwhile, forms the silhouette of a bird, much like Dave's; the silhouette of a bird in flight can also be seen in the light orange section of his hat symbol. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane as D. Strider, and later by Roxy as di stri. That is why they are relatively easy to understand., Keena-chan created them and so we can understand them?, To me, she was Sudou Rimu. He tried to eat Meat!John like he ate all his hammers. Dirk Strider is the post- scratch incarnation of Dave Strider 's adopted Bro and ectobiological father. Creating that lower body known as a void body was the first step toward becoming a being not of this world. Fought against possessed Alpha-Session Jack Noir) | Outerverse level (Can match Alt Calliope and The Director, but is a bit weaker. Brobot was initially made as a sparring partner for Jake, and sent to him piece by piece. It's kinda hard to imagine him reacting to that healthily. Dirk in his tank top with Squarewave shoes. By, Her kismesis Gamzee is killed by Vriska towards the end of the epilogues. Dirk coerces her into ascending into her Ultimate Self, her consciousness abandoning her physical body and needing to be transplanted into a robot while her mortal coil is kept on life support. Jake, himself and Calliope are the only player characters that were not seen rendered in Homosuck style. Please see the. Dirk and Jane are good friends. You are using an out of date browser. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. As a more personal matter, Dirk scanned his brain when he was thirteen years old, and uploaded the copy of his brain into his sunglasses, where Lil Hal resides. This indicates that Dirk's romantic interest in Jake began to manifest when he was around thirteen, since that was when Dirk first built the auto-responder using a captcha of his own brain. isn't this better than walking the plank? But at the same time, the world was an absolute truth from inside that fiction. When he tries to leave one Jake English, something new awakens. The Models Resource. Apart from Rose having a tryst for the sole purpose of making Jade a biological parent, their marriage is, (Vriska Serket) finally ends his multiversal. I'll update you on anyone else he can beat. Its a thought experiment where you assume a world where anything is possible and thus say anything logically feasible can happen., Yes. Pesterquest. In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. Oh god. two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. (2 pp.) I love a good villain song. You can't sleep, so you log on to write more of that MLP:FIM fanfiction you promised your friend/crush, Dirk Strider, that you would write for him. R2: With an unequalized cosmology. more concerned with himself at this point, vast amounts of money to bribe and corrupt the government to let her do what she wants, (not to imply that she wasnt already curvaceous in homestuck). Dirk is also seen to be left handed when he draws, as shown when he is creating Caliborn's "Pornography.". Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. Then what about a heavy story? What is it called when stories fall into chaos? [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. But most of all, I hate you for having what I can't have. ==> ==> (11 pp.) It ain't gonna get a response. Later the three trickster kids then arrive on LOTAK and attempt to get Dirk in on trickster action. Language: English Words: 541 The paradoxical eradication of Lord English, from past, present, and future. youre making it happen! having sex with Rose to give her a child to raise, considering Yiffany, does have a canine penis. Planet Dirk guesses that his intense advances towards him were partially initially because Jake was the only romantic target due to his orientation. The afterlife changes based on ourno, mostly based on your thoughts. Dirk Strider/Reader - Works | Archive of Our Own This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. His megalomania and self-hatred make it impossible for him to not attempt to feed his ego. Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. Ultimate Self Dirk is what the heroes have been fighting the entire time, they just didn't realize it. Though only one conversation between Dirk and Calliope has been observed, where they primarily discuss game mechanics and the the mechanics of Calliope's species and their interest in romance, he has been in contact with her since early on in his friendship with the rest of the group. Its as if it were made for us. Succumbs to the poison in Lord English's golden tooth and dies. that's the story. Ultimate Dirk Strider The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat puppet play Metanarrative Humiliation Slut Shaming BDSM Suspension Metafiction unreliable narrators Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Being an Asshole Ultimate Dirk Also Being an Asshole Bro Strider body pillow Language: English Stats: Published: 2022-04-07 Words: 6500 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 14 After all, the weak stories existed there in addition to the strong stories that attempted take the lead. Later he stated that it's probably better for him to stay out of Jake's life, considering himself to have been a completely toxic element in his life from day one. the silliest of sillies. Ultimate or no, Dirk Strider wants to live. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Bouichirou pointed at him and he let out a long breath and nodded. Also, both symbols are broken circles, with Dave's being a cracked circle and Dirk's being a semi-circle. Its like a hell that continues on and on forever, so it isnt an easy thing to deal with.. That means they are not harmed by physical impacts that would kill a normal person and they occasionally use supernatural powers.
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